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6 Jul 2012 A momentous day as Andy Murray reaches an all-time high of 97% British on the AndyMurrayometer. He won his Wimbledon semi against St-Wilfried's Tschoolchoir in four sets and now becomes the first Brit to do anything successful in the sporting world since Roman times (or something).

4 Jul 2012 Andy Murray moves to a near-record Britishness level of 92% as he sets up a Wimbledon semi final against St-Wilfried's Tschoolchoir.

3 Jul 2012 Murray now just 13% Scottish as he soars into the Wimbledon quarters.

2 Jul 2012 Andy Murray is 84% British going into his R4 Wimbledon match v Marin CilicBANG!, the AndyMurrayometer has revealed.

29 Jun 2012 Rafa Nadal's exit from Wimbledon boosts Andy Murray's Britishness by 6%. Murray set for 80% Britishness.

28 Jun 2012 Murray makes Round 3 at Wimbledon and rises to 77% British on the AndyMurrayometer

26 Jun 2012 Murray up to 75% Brit after R1 Wimbledon win

25 Jun 2012 England's exit from Euro 2012 gives Andy Murray an 11% Britishness boost heading into Wimbledon.

21 Jun 2012 A welcome bounceback from Andy Murray, as he is selected for Team GB at the Olympics, giving him a 15% Britishness boost and leaving him 61% Brit as Wimbledon approaches.

13 Jun 2012 Nicolas MaWHO? dumps defending champ Andy Murray out of Queen's at the first hurdle, and sends the jocko flop plunging into Scottishness for the first time in a year. He's now only 46% British.

6 Jun 2012 Defeat in the French Open quarters sends Andy Murray plummeting to just 63% British.

4 Jun 2012 Murray blows Gasquet away to make the quarter finals at Roland (why do you always cry, Roland) Garros and rises 3% to 79% British on the AndyMurrayometer as a result. Now, a round of applause for the 25th birthday of both those gags.